sleep is for the people without internet access
2 years ago on canada day i was so drunk that i fell over on the street and started crawling and a cop pulled over and asked me if i was ok and i yelled YES and he just said “alright good” and drove off which is proof that canadian cops are absolutely useless
it takes me like 3 days to wake up in the morning
oh my god
fucking fandom references
WHAT FANDOM? THE JESUS FANDOM?
THEY PREFER THE TERM CHRISTIANITY
This is the post that killed me
This is the post that killed him.
That’s whit at its finest.
when you finish your test go back and read over your answers
i'm never goin back the past is in the past
"52% of men say they’d stay with their girlfriend even if she got fat"
EVEN if she got FAT!?? wow… someone give these men a purple heart for their courage and bravery. truly inspiring. god forbid i ever get fat and have to put my boyfriend through the rough decision of whether to keep me around or not. but maybe if im lucky, he’ll be in that amazing 52%. what a world.